Redang was a blast. Perhaps it was the company, or perhaps it was simply the infatuation of the place. I had way too much fun to want to go home after only 4 days.
The HighlightsTechnically this was
before we even reached Redang; Our bus arrived early so I went with WeiQi to check what time the ferry taking us to Redang island would arrive. When we came back, we saw the guys surrounding Eric.
We thought they were bullying him as usual. In reality, he actually
FAINTED. Apparently Eric totally blacked out. Probably out of exhaustion, though I
suspect its because he's afraid of seeing his own blood. Guys do stupid things when they're together. They started kicking bottles as soon as we left. Apparently Eric grazed his big toe while trying to kick a bottle. Then he sat back down and fainted. Eric darling you should be glad you have such awesome friends,
they were really worried about you. Seriously. I don't lie. Much.
That was how we started classifying everyone stupid as being of the
Same level as Eric.
Xiang is 20 this year and
he thinks the moon rises when the sun sets. Same level as Eric.
WeiQi thought we give presents on April Fool's Day. She was classified as the
Same level as Eric so many times that I lost count.Meiyuan is an
aging China man who decided to kick rock hard corals for fun. He
continued tanning even though he was the same shade as a
cooked buttered lobster. Same level as Eric.
When Jordan and I told everyone that our chairs on the bus ride home were massage chairs, everyone believed us and started trying them out.
Same level as Eric.Everyone other than me is the Same level as Eric. Jordan lost his sunglasses by the beach and
I found them. WeiQi, Dennison, Xiang, and Eric lost their snorkeling mask by the beach and
I found them. They decided to
throw me in the water as thanks.
Ungrateful worms. YOU'RE ALL THE SAME LEVEL AS ERIC.The corals can't beat the ones in Hawaii. In Redang, they're all more rock like that anything else, but the
fishes were beautiful, and very fierce. Jordan got a nasty bite off a particularly hungry fish.
The
Banana Boat was awesome and honestly rather painful, well at least for everyone else it was. I was sitting on the boat the second time, so
I didn't sustain major injuries. Everyone else however... Poor souls.
They were aching all over after. I swear the people working there are completely mad.
P.S. It's not that I don't have balance. Everyone just kept pushing me back down into the water.
You try standing up with wave after wave coming down on you.

The idiots I travelled with.

Xiang's rising moon.

The spot where Eric fainted.



I had to apply cream for ALL of them cause they ALL got BURNT. Stupid people.
WeiQi stole his shorts.



The amazing glowing blue sand.
Pigging out.
I make an AWESOME Jack Sparrow. MeiYuan's expression is always the same. Old people lack creativity.
The Banana Boat!!!
The Sand Crab making competition. Loser had to kiss Eric's Ass. Poor Xiang.