I Know What I'm Gonna Do From Now On.

Since I've unofficially graduated, there's basically nothing for me to do. It's really hard to find people to go out with everyday, especially when almost everyone you know is either schooling or overseas. I spend about 50% or more of my time at home. It's rather boring.

To kill time, I've decided to take up some form of sport.

My initial thought was tennis. See, I've always wanted to learn, I just didn't have the time. Then I realised that tennis requires a lot of running around. It's not that I'm lazy. It's just madness to chase after tiny little balls in this blistering heat. I'd probably melt and evaporate.

So I started thinking up sports that are less demanding.

I thought of ice skating. But I realised I already know how to ice skate. There isn't a point taking it up professionally because I'd have to learn ballet first and I honestly think my body's too old to twist and turn like a pretzel. I'd be torturing myself.

Then I had the most wonderful thought. How about rifle training? See, it doesn't require me to perspire. It's not really that intense at all!!! Okay, so the gun or whatever would probably weigh a tonne, but I'd get use to it after awhile. So I went to check it up online.



Just in case you're blind or can't really comprehend what's written or simply too lazy to read, the annual fee for yearly membership is $500, there's also a one day membership which amounts to about $70. Who knew shooting stuff took a chunk out of your pocket? I think I'll actually go just to try it out. It'll probably be quite fun, of course my arm will definitely ache from the weight of the gun.

So now it's decided! I'll try shooting stuff for one day and if I don't like it, I could always just go back to my original plan of taking up tennis!!! Now all I have to do is call up the Singapore Gun Club, register with them, book in advance and find out how the bloody hell I'm going to get to Choa Chu Kang on my own. Gosh, I think it'd be so much easier to stay at home and rot.

I'M WORKING USELESS MATCHES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS AT A BBQ. WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN THAT?!

I really need to get a Twitter account. Lines like the one above are SOOO what Twittering is about.

I have 7minutes to kill till my next match, Sunderland v Manchester City. This is actually proof of the level of boredom I'm experiencing right now. I'M TALKING ABOUT WORK. I really need more of a life.

Redang 2010 The Sun Sand Beach & Dying Corals.

Redang was a blast. Perhaps it was the company, or perhaps it was simply the infatuation of the place. I had way too much fun to want to go home after only 4 days.

The Highlights

Technically this was before we even reached Redang; Our bus arrived early so I went with WeiQi to check what time the ferry taking us to Redang island would arrive. When we came back, we saw the guys surrounding Eric. We thought they were bullying him as usual. In reality, he actually FAINTED. Apparently Eric totally blacked out. Probably out of exhaustion, though I suspect its because he's afraid of seeing his own blood. Guys do stupid things when they're together. They started kicking bottles as soon as we left. Apparently Eric grazed his big toe while trying to kick a bottle. Then he sat back down and fainted. Eric darling you should be glad you have such awesome friends, they were really worried about you. Seriously. I don't lie. Much.

That was how we started classifying everyone stupid as being of the Same level as Eric.

Xiang is 20 this year and he thinks the moon rises when the sun sets. Same level as Eric.
WeiQi thought we give presents on April Fool's Day. She was classified as the Same level as Eric so many times that I lost count.
Meiyuan is an aging China man who decided to kick rock hard corals for fun. He continued tanning even though he was the same shade as a cooked buttered lobster. Same level as Eric.
When Jordan and I told everyone that our chairs on the bus ride home were massage chairs, everyone believed us and started trying them out. Same level as Eric.
Everyone other than me is the Same level as Eric. Jordan lost his sunglasses by the beach and I found them. WeiQi, Dennison, Xiang, and Eric lost their snorkeling mask by the beach and I found them. They decided to throw me in the water as thanks. Ungrateful worms. YOU'RE ALL THE SAME LEVEL AS ERIC.

The corals can't beat the ones in Hawaii. In Redang, they're all more rock like that anything else, but the fishes were beautiful, and very fierce. Jordan got a nasty bite off a particularly hungry fish.

The Banana Boat was awesome and honestly rather painful, well at least for everyone else it was. I was sitting on the boat the second time, so I didn't sustain major injuries. Everyone else however... Poor souls. They were aching all over after. I swear the people working there are completely mad.

P.S. It's not that I don't have balance. Everyone just kept pushing me back down into the water. You try standing up with wave after wave coming down on you.


The idiots I travelled with.

Xiang's rising moon.

The spot where Eric fainted.

I had to apply cream for ALL of them cause they ALL got BURNT. Stupid people.

WeiQi stole his shorts.

The amazing glowing blue sand.

It's ALOT bigger then it looks.

Pigging out.

I make an AWESOME Jack Sparrow. MeiYuan's expression is always the same. Old people lack creativity.

The Banana Boat!!!

The Sand Crab making competition. Loser had to kiss Eric's Ass. Poor Xiang.

When guys share a single bedroom.

The real Dennison.

I'm SOOO cute.

WeiQi's beyond awesome camera skills.